Hot Dog Seltzer is Here Just in Time for Summer?!

Nothing says “’Merica” quite like hot dogs and hard seltzers, right? And as we’re getting ready for the upcoming 4th of July holiday, I imagine a lot of us will be stocking up on both of those things. The fine folks down in Texas though, they’re not f*cking around this 4th of July. They said, “Listen, why spend money on hot dogs AND hard seltzers when you can just combine the two?” I wish I was joking.

Fort Worth’s Martin House Brewing Company decided a great way to get everyone to vomit this summer is by using the water used to cook hot dogs to create a new hard seltzer that would give the creators of ‘Saw’ nightmares. They’re calling it “Bun Length” and personally, I would like to be 8,768 bun lengths away from this beverage. The plan to debut it at their Glizzy Fest on July 16th. Another event I would like to be multiple bun lengths away from. It’ll be 5.2% ABV, and I’m going to need a lot more alcohol to forget I ever learned of such a heinous creation.

The brewery also has a mustard picked beer and is it too much to ask for just a good ole’ American lager these days?!