Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people being warned to get vaccinated after a report of Hepatitis-A at the Renaissance Festival and find out someone on the show was there during the reported contamination period.
While Dave is excited to share a new study with everyone that details the metal benefits of a trip to the beach, Chuck and Andy are quick to point out all of the ways that a relaxing beach day can go horribly wrong!
The show talks about members of a college band who have been written up for hazing a kid by making him drink a shot of barbecue sauce, and when Chuck says he doesn't think he could do it, Lisa does some hazing of her own.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who went viral for recording his farts at work, and when James gets angry at the possibility of the dude being a fake, they try to calm him down the only way they know how.
Dave & Chuck the Freak were unable to hear anything in their headphones during the news, so Sherri the Engineer fixed the issue, and then Dave tried to figure out how to do it himself in case it ever happens again.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a brothel that is offering to give Tiger Woods a discount in hopes of improving his golf game and after learning the place has a shuttle bus, they imagine what it would be like to go for a ride.
The show talks about an e-mail from a listener about two alleged secret service agents who showed up at her door, which leads to the development of a new TV crime series starring overweight investigators.
The show discusses a survey about some of the reasons radio personalities started in the business and it leads to Dave sharing a story about a crazy promotion he was a part of with a different morning show.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman whose video has gone viral for her karaoke rap and when they find out she can play the shofar really well also, Jason the Jew had to step in with a blast of his own.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey that found out people don't want to go to clubs anymore because they are too loud and Lisa shares they didn't need to hear at the places she went because they let the dancing do the talking.
The show talks about a video making the rounds of a fight that broke out in a fast food restaurant the other day. When Chuck sees the size of the lady, he wishes he would have procreated with her for the giant kids they could have made together.
A masked man jumped on stage during an outdoor mall concert and when the show sees an old guy just continue playing his guitar, they imagine what it would be like if the duo started to cover Rage Against the Machine.
Dave & Chuck the Freak mention a story about subway passengers in Vienna being given deodorant due to a heat wave, which leads to them talking about showering in the United States versus other countries.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is suing a retail store after she slipped in vomit in one of the aisles and Andy shares that this might be a moment he has been waiting his for his whole life.