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You Can Anonymously Send A Bag Of Gummy D*cks To Someone

Jade Springart February 13th, 2020

Ever use the insult “Eat A Bag Of D*cks”? Now it can happen for real.

Head over to Etsy where seller ShipABagofD*cks (no asterisk) will package up gummies shaped like the male member and mail them anonymously to whoever wronged you. Can’t actually recite the description, but let’s just say these claim to be bigger and better than the competitors out there. Revenge this sweet comes at the marked down price of just $7.19 per bag.

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