Cheeseball Man is the Hero We Need
America has a new superhero, and his name is ‘Cheeseball Man.’
A few weeks ago, ominous posters started showing up around NYC. An anonymous man invited the public to come, “Watch him eat an entire jumbo jar of cheeseballs.” The public responded, and on a sunny Saturday afternoon in April, over 300 New Yorkers showed up to Union Square to cheer on the man now known only as ‘Cheeseball Man.’
But who is the man behind the orange mask? Just a 22-year-old man from New York with a big dream. To eat an entire jar of cheeseballs for the people of New York.
The anonymous man told the New York Post, “I decided to do this because I thought New York City could use something like this.” “Cheeseballs are funny, and eating an entire jar of one is a difficult task, but not impossible.”
Crowds could be heard cheering him on from blocks away. Chanting things like “Cheeseball Man” and “Eat those cheeseballs!’ When the man started to slow down and felt like he was going to puke, the crowd helped him to rally by chanting, “Keep them down!”
Cheeseball Man was successful at eating the entire jar of snacks within about 30 minutes. He happily shook hands and signed orange finger-stained autographs after the history-making feat.
When asked if he was going to run for president, Cheeseball Man replied, “he was going home to throw up.”
Not all heroes wear capes. Vote Cheeseball Man in 2028!