NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 16: The Apple Store inside the Oculus transit hub in lower Manhattan is closed as much of the nation slows due to the continued spreading of the coronavirus on March 16, 2020 in New York City. Across the country schools, businesses and places of work have either been shut down or are restricting hours of operation as Americans try to slow the spread of COVID-19. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

We all know that sometimes you get the urge to touch yourself but, it should never be done in public, let alone on the Apple Store sales floor. This guy must be desperate for porn!