Would You Wear Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume?
Would you wear Miller High Life Dive Bar-fume? It’s the perfect way to smell like a dive bar without having to drink any beer!
Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume is now available for purchase. While it might sound like a scent nobody would want to wear it could have some advantages. For instance, if someone accuses you of drinking you could claim it’s just your cologne! However, a breath test or blood test would be able to prove otherwise, but you never know. Maybe you’re just nostalgic for the smell of dive bars and would like to wear it to remember the good old days. Would you be willing to rock Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume?
Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume Now Available
Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume is the most recent unique fragrance to hit the market. Recently, KFC came out with a BBQ fragrance. That wouldn’t smell bad. I’d love to smell like sweet delicious BBQ all day. It would be hard not to be hungry though. Then, Hellman’s collaborated with Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis for a mayo-scented fragrance. I think I would prefer to wear the BBQ over the mayo. Now, there’s a fragrance that will let you smell like a dive bar thanks to Miller.
A statement from the brand makes it seem like it would be the ideal scent for the holidays and that’s a bit of a head scratcher. Maybe the sad holiday times you spent alone in a bar instead of with family? I’m not sure what they’re getting at here. Food & Wine says Miller High Life claims the perfume, “captures every familiar dive bar scent, from the satisfying crack of a freshly opened beer to the comforting savory taste of classic bar snacks.” Okay, those are both tied to dive bars I get it. Hopefully it doesn’t also smell like cigarettes and sadness.
Food & Wine says the blend includes notes of cedarwood and patchouli along with tobacco and leather. There it is. Knew cigarettes were going to be involved if it had to smell like a dive bar. There’s also notes of champaca blossom and a whisper of sea salt just like the fries you’d consume on a late night at the bar. I respect what they’re going for here and the scents seem to lend to that smell of a dive bar but I don’t think that’s something a lot of people want to smell like. According to Food & Wine, the fragrance is available starting today, December 4th, starting at noon (Eastern). If you’re 21 and over you can buy yourself some (or make it a gift for a family member or friend) on the Miller High Life online shop. If you want to get your hands on it you better act fast because I feel like these are going to sell despite not being the most welcoming scent on the market.
See a picture of it on Instagram here.
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