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Porn Chick Lily Phillips Seeking World Record By Sleeping With 1,000 Guys In 1 Day

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Porn Chick Lily Phillips Seeking World Record By Sleeping With 1,000 Guys In 1 Day (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images for OnlyFans)

Porn chick Lily Phillips is making headlines for seeking to break a world record by sleeping with 1,000 guys in 1 day. That’s a lot of work!

Can you imagine how dirty you’d feel knowing you were one of the 1,000 guys to sleep with her on that day? That can’t be a good feeling and neither can sleeping with her honestly. However, I have little to no doubt that she’s going to accomplish this because some guys simply don’t care. Lily Phillips took to X (formerly Twitter) to say that all you have to do is send a photo of your ID along with you holding said ID to your face to [email protected]. It’s supposed to go down in January so if you’re looking to be one of the many then get your application in!

Lily Phillips Looking To Sleep With 1,000 Guys In 1 Day

I’m not a big math guy, but if you crunch the numbers then it amounts to 41 dudes an hour for the full 24 hours of the day. I have to be honest, I’m not seeing how this is going to be possible. Unless you start grouping guys up by the dozen. However, if they’re willing to knowingly be one of 1,000 guys banging her that day then they must not have a problem with sharing and would probably be willing to be involved in some group play. There’s no way you’re going to get an intimate session with her during this time period. She has work to do! There’s no time for foreplay or for cuddling afterwards. It’s a get in, get off, get out type scenario here where she’s going to try to keep that line moving.

You can check out her post on X advertising the session by clicking here. How do you feel about this? Any interest in submitting yourself for consideration?

Of course the comments to the post are hilarious as you would expect. One user on X pointed out, “Imagine being the last guy in line.” Yeah, you definitely wouldn’t want to be last here, good for whoever is first in the line that’s where you want to be. Others point out how sad and desperate anyone participating in this must be and they have a point! Not everyone would be willing to be one of 1,000 in a lifetime let alone in a single day! Other commenters can’t help but point out that Lily Phillips is somebody’s daughter and you have to feel for that guy. Some people even tagged their friends who they teasingly think would be into this kind of thing. What do you think?

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Foods To Put You In The Mood

What are the best foods to put you in the mood? Aphrodisiacs are a food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire. That’s right. There are some foods out there that can get you horny.

Looking for some foods to put you in the mood? Then you have to check out these tasty treats! See more below!

What Foods To Put You In The Mood?

An aphrodisiac isn’t just a food that you enjoy and makes you happy. No, aphrodisiacs have some sort of science going on that chemically gets your hormones going and makes you want some sweet lovin’.

Kids often need to be enticed or tricked into eating their vegetables. They can be bribed with TV time, video games, or dessert. Whatever works! Well, it turns out there are more advantages to eating your vegetables than just eating healthy.

Many vegetables and fruits are actually aphrodisiacs. Yes, fruits and veggies are among foods that can get you in the mood. Majority of the items on the list are actually healthy items, so there are tons of benefits going on here! If you’re looking to set the scene for a romantic meal, you can have foods to put you in the mood on the menu. It’s not all about the candlelight and soft music.

There are many more than just 5 foods to put you in the mood. There’s a long list of delicious treats that are considered aphrodisiacs. However, since we decided to save you some time and only discuss 5 examples in greater detail, that means some foods to put you in the mood are being left out. That means you won’t read about artichokes, spicy chili peppers, or watermelon below. However, all of those can get you ready for love, according to AllinaHealth.org. Check out the list of 5 foods to put you in the mood below!

  • Chocolate

    Chocolate is probably the first aphrodisiac that comes to mind for most people. Not only is it a great gift for your significant other on Valentine’s Day, it also has the power to get you in the mood! According to Simply Chocolate, chocolate contains two chemicals that are linked to arousal: tryptophan and phenylethylamine. So, if you’re looking to set the mood you best find some chocolates. You can have many purposes with it in the bedroom. Wink wink.

  • Oysters

    Oysters are not the sexiest food. They are disgusting looking and are pretty difficult to eat. It can be difficult to look attractive while eating oysters. However, it’s probably worth it! According to MedicalNewsToday, they contain zinc and other nutrients that may support sexual performance. Is there something about all that slurping that gets people going?

  • Asparagus

    Asparagus is probably most famous for making your pee smell. However, it’s also known as an aphrodisiac. According to PETA UK, asparagus is high in Vitamin E which increases blood and oxygen flow to the genitals. It also contains potassium which is important for sex-hormone production. They say to get the best effect, eat the vegetable 3 days in a row. Wow, your pee will be smelling for a while!

  • Figs

    You likely didn’t know figs are an aphrodisiac. Many people aren’t aware of its secret power. However, the ancient Greeks had it right and understood back then what figs were capable of. Now, it’s all backed up by modern science. It turns out figs are filled with minerals like iron that strengthen fertility for men and women, per Kosterina. So, if you’re trying to have a baby you should try to load up on some figs!

  • Strawberries

    Strawberries are famous for being a bit of a sexual treat. There’s something about feeding your partner a chocolate covered strawberry that can really get the mood going. Even just seeing one it’s like, “Aw yah! It’s on!” However, it’s not just a sexual activity–they’re the real deal! Strawberries are another example of an aphrodisiac. According to Allina Health, they contain compounds like capsaicin and antioxidants. They also can enhance bodily sensations and blood flow.

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