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Man Arrested In Florida For Stealing A Lap Dance

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Pervert of the Day Mohammed Abdullah Alabilan (via Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)

Was a man in Florida arrested for stealing a lap dance? That’s what it sounds like! Never knew you could steal one.

However, if you refuse to pay for your lap dance after it already happened I guess that’s technically stealing a lap dance. That’s what this 27-year-old Pennsylvania man has been accused of and arrested for in the early hours of the morning following Election Day. It sounds like he got a lap dance and then refused to pay the $40 fee and was charged with petty theft. $40? That sounds expensive for a lap dance! You can’t blame him for being hesitant to pay when it’s that expensive. However, you still have to pay!

Was A Man In Florida Arrested For Stealing A Lap Dance?

According to The Smoking Gun, the incident happened at Reign nightclub in Clearwater, Florida around 2:45am. Reports say 27-year-old Mohammed Abdullah Alabilan was arrested on a petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance. It sounds like he tried to leave the club after receiving the dance without paying and you can’t do that!

Alabilan has since been charged with misdemeanor theft and was booked into the county jail and has been released. A judge has also ordered him to stay away from Reign which sounds like it’s a really impressive place! I guess it has 55 televisions, 3 full-liquor bars, and 30 private dance rooms, along with several VIP suites. That sounds a lot more fancy than some of the clubs I’ve been inside. You can see his mugshot below. That mustache definitely belongs in a strip club. He was in the right place, you just can’t not pay for your dances!

Mohammed Abdullah Alabilan mugshot
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
Mohammed Abdullah Alabilan mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

Learn from his mistakes! You don’t want this to happen to you. The next time you decide to visit a strip club, or gentlemen’s club, make sure you have your cash with you. If you agree to get a dance make sure you’re ready to pay for said dance. Otherwise, you could end up with your mugshot online for all of us to see. If you don’t want to pay for your lap dance then you should probably just stay home. There are other free ways for you to get your kicks and maybe that’s the better option in your case. You especially don’t want to do this at a strip club that sounds that fancy! It will be a problem.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

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    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1748304820228829606

    Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn’t know that was possible.

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1747600957439975756

    Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don’t go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn’t go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1737449065468579974

    If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that’s not what happened this time. I’m sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won’t be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

    Read more about this story here!

  • Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1734554992944549916

    Alliteration aside, that’s an awful headline. Yikes. How does…why would…so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

    Read more about this story here!

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    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1732383174829752428

    Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they’re actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there’s a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that’s actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

    Read more about the story here!

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