Hairy Werewolf Babies
Why Has There Been A Rise In Werewolf Babies?
I’m pretty sure we’ve talked about every syndrome that humans can develop on the show. ‘Werewolf Syndrome’, is something that we’ve covered before, but it has come back into the news today. This isn’t ‘Teen Wolf’, it’s werewolf babies.
According to NYPOST, “Spanish infants are developing “werewolf syndrome” due to their parents taking a popular over-the-counter hair-loss remedy — with nearly one dozen cases since last year, according to a new report.” Werewolf babies. NYPOST also reports, that every case of ‘werewolf syndrome’ did go away once the hair-loss treatments were removed.
So, Dave starts off by saying how Chuck and Jason were lucky that they didn’t take any hair-loss remedies while were having our children. In reality though, both of their son’s are destined to be hairy if genetics has anything to say about it. That’s because some of these over-the-counter medications for hair-loss are causing infants to become werewolf babies.
But, then we start seeing pictures of the infants affected by the syndrome and we can’t believe it. Jason says he would freak out if his kid snuck into bed and turned into one of the werewolf babies overnight. I mean, everyone can agree that would be incredibly terrifying, right?
Lisa says she’d have no part of this happening to her child. If her husbands hair treatments caused the problem, she’d take her werewolf baby and leave! Andy and Chuck pretend to be Lisa on the run with a werewolf baby.
Of course, no matter what was going on with our children we’d love them. But, that doesn’t mean a surprise werewolf baby wouldn’t be shocking! How would you handle one of these werewolf babies? Better than us?
If you have children and would like to know more about the specific remedies that are causing these cases of “werewolf syndrome” then follow the link for the NYPOST article.
