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Warning: The ‘$78 Million Check’ Routine Won’t Get You A Porsche

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak
Don't try this at home! (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images)

There’s an old saying, “if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.” Sometimes, you have to remember the famous old saying. It might come in handy when you’re trying to lie. Like, you should know that the old $78 million check routine won’t get you a Porsche.

Even rich people don’t walk around with that kind of money on a check like that. You’ve got to think things through! Let’s meet the guy who was arrested trying to pull this off.

Warning: The ‘$78 Million Check’ Routine Won’t Get You A Porsche

A man in Indiana was arrested after allegedly trying to buy a Porsche from a dealership using a $78 million check and refusing to leave after he was rejected, according to WAVE 3.

Connor James Litka, 21, of Bloomington entered the St. Matthews Porsche Dealership with a $78 million check hoping to purchase a new Porsche with it. However, when the employees refused to sell him the car, he decided to walk around the dealership trying to look for car keys.

Clearly, he wasn’t going to leave until he got what he wanted. That’s when the dealership phoned the police where he now faces one count of criminal trespass and one count of disorderly conduct, per WAVE 3.

After investigating, WAVE 3 reports he had done something similar the day before at a Land Rover dealership, where he attempted the same thing only with a $12 million check. It doesn’t work that way, my guy.

Can you imagine if this actually worked? “Fellas, he’s got a big check over here! Sir, you are good to go, here are your keys!” Thankfully, it sounds like they immediately saw through his plan. Well, plans I suppose.

Check out the report on YouTube shared by WAVE 3. Pretty wild attempt here! Not the best choice. Then, keep scrolling to see his mugshot!

Connor Litka mugshot

Connor Litka Mugshot (via Louisville Metro Department Of Corrections)

Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 'Mugshots Of The Day' For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That’s right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak’s 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

Dave & Chuck The Freak In 2023

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That’s a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don’t need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You’ll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We’ll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

  • What Is This Florida Man Covered In?

    Mugshot of the Day

    I do not know what this man is covered in. However, I know what it looks like he’s covered in. I hope I’m wrong.

    Check out the story here!

  • Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

    Mugshot of the Day

    Hey, at least he won’t regret his tattoo. It speak the truth. He might have some other things he needs to address, though.

    Check out the story here!

  • What Did Someone Do To Get Arrested At Rib City In Southwest Florida?

    Mugshot of the Day

    Not at Rib City!! Take your shenanigans elsewhere! Leave sweet beautiful BBQ alone!

    Check out the story here!

  • Florida Woman With Very Unique Hair Style Was Arrested for Drugs

    Mugshot of the Day

    She could have also appeared in Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Hot Or Not? A woman of many talents. A wig may be in her future.

    Check out the story here!

  • One Angry Canadian!

    Mugshot of the Day

    An angry Canadian? Those exist? Evidently so! Read more about this one of a kind Canadian.

    Check out the story here!

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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