Lap Dances Gone Wrong
Hear About Some Lap Dances That Went Wrong
Not everyone likes a lap dance. And, for those who do, not every one they get is great. You think of people stealing a lot of stuff, but not usually lap dances. We’ve covered a lot of theft stories but today might be our first stolen lap dance story.
And that takes us to Florida. According to The Smoking Gun, a 27-year-old man was arrested for petty theft after refusing to pay the $40 service fee for his lap dance at the strip club. He was arrested and booked at the county jail. He was released after paying his $40 bond. The man has been ordered to stay away from that strip club for the time being.
As I said before, we haven’t heard of many lap dance theft stories. We have talked about strippers and strip clubs gone wrong. And, like any other time we mention them, we hear from our listeners. So, we launched into a topic about people’s lap dances gone wrong.
We talked about a few of our experiences as well. Cort had to pay twice, Jason had a stripper try to put their breasts in his mouth, and Andy had a lady try to “slide down his face”. None of those are positive stories, and we haven’t even started with the listeners.
A listener encountered a very smelly lap dance. One listener said a dancer she knew was paid to peg a guy. Lisa was so shocked by this that she said “Oh my gawd!”. Not oh my god, but G-A-W-D, sounding like a thick jersey accent. Sometimes we are so surprised by things that we can’t explain our reactions.
Finally, a listener said that he visited a strip club in Canada and had a stripper smear “herself” on his glasses. That is definitely a new one, even for our show.
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