A Man Fled the Cops, and Ran Straight Into a Pole
A Florida Man Fled the Cops and Ran Into a Pole
Criminals doing criminal stuff. There seems to be no shortage of Florida men and women up to no good. This guy is no different. However, he might need to work on his escape plan. When this man was arrested, he tried to flee from the cops on foot, but ran into a pole.
According to Fox 13 News, Scott Schwirian, 39, and Heidi Reynolds, 36, were pulled over by deputies in the area of Toucan Trail in Spring Hill nearly two weeks ago. Upon their arrest, they were removed from the vehicle and searched. Authorities found a plethora of drugs and paraphernalia. Schwirian was not cooperative and tried to flee. But, Fox 13 News reports, he did not make it far. He ran directly into a telephone pole.
Not very graceful. He made the great escape, but obviously wasn’t too aware of his surroundings. I’m sure he would have been captured eventually, but what a way to add insult to injury. Extremely embarrassing to run right into a pole. It sounds like something out of a comedy movie. Bumbling thief, tries to run away and trips, falls, or smashes into a wall.
Funny Arrests
We know there a lot of people listening who have been arrested. We don’t think anyone as tried to flee the police and ran into a pole, however. But, if by chance you have a really funny arrest story, we’d love to hear about it. We have had segments before about listeners who have mugshots so many funny arrests will make the show one day. The best way to reach us is through e-mail. [email protected] if you’d like to share your funny, off-the-wall, arrest story.
Stay safe out there everyone. First, don’t do the illegal things. But if you must, and people will, sometimes you just have to give up.
