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Customer Claims To Find ‘Closed For Sex’ Sign At 7-Eleven

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
A "Closed For Sex" sign was allegedly found at a 7-Eleven! (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Apparently, a would-be-7-Eleven customer found a ‘Closed For Sex’ sign posted while trying to enter the store. A second sign read, “Be Back In 30 Mins Thank You.”

Talk about a Slurpee! Can you imagine finding this sign when you’re going into the convenience store looking for a little snack? Well, it seems to have happened to one customer! Now, it’s going viral on Reddit.

Customer Allegedly Finds ‘Closed For Sex’ Sign At 7-Eleven

In the viral photo, you can see the two signs posted on the door. The first one saying, “Closed For Sex” and the second sign reads, “Be Back In 30 Mins Thank You.” Honestly, I’m not sure why the first sign was even necessary! All you needed is the saying saying you’ll be back in 30 minutes! Nobody needs to know the reasoning. In fact, it would be so much better if they didn’t know the reason and were totally clueless! The rolling hot dogs are already gross enough! We don’t need people getting busy anywhere near them.

To make things even more weird, you can see an advertisement for Big Gulps in the background for 69 cents. Nice. Of course they are 69 cents. So, in one photo you can see a “Closed For Sex” sign and an ad for 69 cent Big Gulps. Is this just a coincidence? It seems like it!

There’s no indication where this store is or where it happened but it’s a crazy thing to see! Now, there are so many questions that we need answers to! Did a customer post this sign in an effort to go viral and it’s fake? Did the store employees really put that up? Where did this happen? It would be great to have more information on it because right now it’s a giant, hilarious, and disgusting mystery.

Check out the photo that’s going viral on Reddit below!

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Dave And Chuck The Freak Peep Show Videos About Sex

On Dave And Chuck The Freak, we talk about all sorts of content. We’ll talk trending stories, celebrity news, idiot criminals, and more. Something that seems to come up every day in one way or another? Sex. Here are 7 Dave and Chuck The Freak Peep Show videos about sex!

We’ve curated some of the funniest Peep Show videos of the gang discussing sex, or some sort of sex related topic. Of course, they’re all hilarious.

5 Dave And Chuck The Freak Peep Show Videos About Sex

Note, these conversations about sex aren’t your typical sex talks. It’s all done in typical Dave And Chuck The Freak fashion. In these videos, you’ll be able to watch Dave And Chuck The Freak talk about wild sex stories, talk to sex workers, talk about toys, share some secrets, and more!

Hopefully, these hilarious videos will not only entertain you, but you might learn something, as well! If there’s any topic to familiarize yourself with, this could be the one. You don’t want to fall behind on the latest trends and happenings in the world of sex. It might not help your reputation.

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Here we go! Check out 7 Dave And Chuck The Freak Peep Show videos about sex below!

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  • Buying Used Sexy Stuff

    Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a stripper who is selling her used, smelly items online and ask listeners to call-in and share stories about the used sexual item they have purchased from someone. This is unbelievable. Laughs guaranteed on this one. Watch the above video!

  • Ladies Sexual Fantasies Revealed

    Dave & Chuck the Freak ask female listeners to call-in and share the craziest sexual fantasies they have but haven’t been able to fulfill. Fellas–take notes! These could be happening to you! Of course, if you’re into that kind of stuff. Check out some of the examples!

  • Tammy The Adult Store Manager

    Dave & Chuck The Freak talk to Tammy The Adult Store Manager. She shares all sorts of insights from the business. Turns out, it’s just as wild and crazy as we imagined! Check out what she has to say above. Boy, it’s a lot!

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