Man Goes To Hospital For Gallbladder Surgery, Leaves With Vasectomy
Ouch! (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)
Mistakes can happen. However, some are more impactful and have more consequences than others. Some are small and can be forgiven; others aren’t as forgettable. One man got the surprise of his life when he went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and left with an accidental vasectomy.
We’re heading down to Argentina for this story. Don’t cry for me…but you might want to for him!
Man Goes To Hospital For Gallbladder Surgery, Leaves With Vasectomy
He thought he was getting something and left with something completely unexpected. Sometimes, you don’t get what you expect. Typically, that comes with something minor like, “Hey, I asked for no ketchup on my burger!” or “Hey, I asked for a 6-piece nugget and got a 10!” Sometimes, it’s for the good! Most of the time? It isn’t good.
According to Oddity Central, Jorge Baseto, 41, went to a hospital in Argentina for gallbladder surgery. It’s a widespread procedure. Nothing to worry about, right? Well, it’s not so confirmed. Oddity Central said his surgery had to be moved from Tuesday to Wednesday. Well, that tiny little change ended up having a significant impact. Without checking the schedule, the doctors started the vasectomy they had on schedule that day. The problem? That wasn’t his appointment!
When he awoke, he was given the unfortunate news: they had made a mistake. Now, it’s going viral worldwide. However, he didn’t have much time to panic because he had to go off to his subsequent surgery. You know, the one he was supposed to have, per Oddity Central.
Later, he was told that due to his age and the size of the severed ducts, the chances were incredibly slim for them to reverse the surgery. Since it would be so tricky, they decided not to try, per Oddity Central.
The story is only just beginning. According to Oddity Central, he’s now looking to sue the doctors and hospitals for negligence.
These 7 Strange Items Have Been Found Inside People's Bodies
There are no shortage of ways that you can end up in the Emergency Room. Sometimes, it’s something completely unpreventable. Other times, it’s something that certainly could have been prevented with a little common sense. These 7 strange items have been found inside people’s bodies.
According to Fox News, in 2021, foreign objects stuck in people’s bodies was the ninth leading cause of accidental injuries that led to trips to the emergency room. Data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says that in 2021 nearly 278,000 adults in the United States went to the E.R. due to some sort of object being stuck inside their body.
Objects Found Inside People’s Bodies
Regarding these objects being a common reason for trips to the Emergency Room, Dr. Marc Spiegel, a clinical professor of medicine at NYU Langone Medical Center, told Fox News, “Foreign objects being stuck in strange places is predictable at number nine, when you consider that more than half are sex toys.” He continued, telling Fox News, “But there is also the factor of people absentmindedly poking themselves with objects, especially in the nose, ears, and mouth.”
This makes sense. Adult toys are often designed and intended to go inside of our bodies. Accidents can happen, they can get stuck, and that will indeed lead to a trip to the Emergency Room. While it may be embarrassing, I think we can all understand that it happens. What’s not as common are random items getting stuck up noses that are not intended to go up there.
That Doesn’t Belong There!
Emergency Room doctors have seen it all…and then some, I’m sure. Look around the room you’re in now. I’d be willing to bet there are at least ten objects within grabbing distance that could fit inside one of your orifices. It might take a little effort, but they can fit if you want them to. Now, the shocking thing about the data that Fox News is talking about is that it specifically states “adults.” Most of these items I could see a child easily getting stuck up their nose, or swallowing on accident. An adult ending up with these things inside of them somehow feels less accidental and more…on purpose.
Here are seven strange items that have been found inside people’s bodies. All of these things led to a trip to the Emergency Room. It shouldn’t have to be said, but I’m going to say it anyways. Please, don’t try any of these at home. Don’t become a story.
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.