Horny Tech Introduced At The 2024 CES
The biggest tech event of the year just wrapped up in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) features all the latest developments in technology. We’ve learned about toilets that can wipe using Amazon Alexa and were introduced to some horny tech at the 2024 CES.
The future of sex and pleasure…is now! Let’s check out some of the horny tech introduced at CES this year.
Horny Tech Introduced At The 2024 CES
This year, we were introduced to toys for everyone. There were toys for him, toys for her, and toys for couples and everywhere in between.
See, adult toys have evolved over the years. Now, we’re seeing them continue to evolve and keep up with the times. Here are some toys and horny tech that was introduced at 2024 CES.
One of the biggest draws this year was the Oh! It’s a vibrator made by Ohdoki, out of Norway. This device can be controlled via phone and you can synch its vibrations with various media. That means it can vibrate along to your favorite song. Your bedroom partner may lack rhythm, but this toy sure won’t!
Also on site, was a company called Myhixel that showcased a “medical device” that can enhance climax control, according to Gizmodo. You can hardly even call this a toy. It has medical benefits!
Additionally, Svakom displayed a device that looks like a Fleshlight of sorts that coordinates with video on the Svakom app. That’s right! It goes right along with the video you’re watching. Almost as if you have no control at all! Even better, it doesn’t require a paid subscription, according to Gizmodo.
As you can tell, smart toys seem to be the big thing as we enter 2024. Many of these adult toys have to deal with controlling them on your phone allowing for a more hands-free experience.
So, put your dirty magazines away! Things are a-changing in 2024. It’s time to get with the times.
9 Dudes Who Should Have Won 'Sexiest Man Alive'
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling has never won People’s Sexiest Man Alive title. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
Believe it or not, Ryan Gosling has never won People’s Sexiest Man Alive title. I feel like this could have been the year. He was in the biggest movie of the year (and looked darn good in it). Then again…he’s just Ken.
Travis Kelce
Kansas City Chiefs Tight End Travis Kelce could have won People’s Sexiest Man Alive title. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
I know many people are tired of seeing it and hearing him brought up. However, can you name a more popular man in 2023…who also happens to be pretty sexy? He’s an incredibly popular athlete, a two-time Super Bowl champion (including the most recent Super Bowl title), he’s handsome, and he’s (allegedly) dating one of the biggest starts on earth. Additionally, he’s everywhere! Is there a single commercial running on TV that he’s not in? If there is, I haven’t seen it. This could have been the cherry on top of one of the greatest years for a human being ever.
Harry Styles
Harry Styles will win the title one day. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Harry Styles is certainly worthy of the title of ‘Sexiest Man Alive.’ He’s one of the most well-known celebrities in the world and one of the most handsome. His list of ex-girlfriends includes some of the most beautiful and popular women alive. He can sing, he can act, and he can definitely model. I wouldn’t have blinked an eye if Harry had won the coveted title. His time will come.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Somehow, Leonardo DiCaprio has never won People’s Sexiest Man Alive title. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images for Turner)
Here’s a fact you may not have known: Leo has never won People’s Sexiest Man Alive title. However, he has won the title for other outlets, but this is the one that matters. He’s also appeared on the cover of People’s ‘Most Beautiful’ in 1998. I’m sure it doesn’t bother him, he’s accomplished enough in fields that matter to care about being the most sexy. That being said, this is probably the only trophy missing from his mantle. I mean, I don’t think they actually give a trophy for this, but you know what I’m getting at…
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson for Sexiest Man Alive! (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
If I was able to vote for People’s Sexiest Man Alive, I would probably have cast my vote for Robert Pattinson. First, I believe he is in fact the sexiest man alive. Secondly, he remains a big deal in pop culture. He’s Batman! Clooney won it! I think Pattinson should, and eventually will, join the exclusive list. Just give it a little time. The hair…the stare…it’s all there.
John Krasinski
John Krasinksi is one of the Sexiest Men Alive, regardless of title. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)
John Krasinski is an American Treasure an is worthy of being named Sexiest Man Alive. We’ve seen him go from cute to straight up sexy since his days on The Office. He’s grown out his beard, got ripped, and remains popular staying busy with several projects in front of and behind the camera. I bet you he was one of five finalists for the award this year. He had to have been. Otherwise, who are the judges here? I’d like to throw my hat into the ring going forward.
John Mayer
John Mayer is worthy of Sexiest Man Alive (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)
The crooner is definitely has the looks and charisma to win People’s Sexiest Man Alive. He seemingly has it all. He’s handsome, he’s funny, and he can play the guitar. Is that legal? I feel like an individual should only be able to be one of those things. All three? Not fair. To be honest, that might have something to do with him not winning.
Simu Liu
Simu Liu is another celeb who will probably one day win the title of Sexiest Man Alive. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images for IWC Schaffhausen)
Simu Liu is another celebrity that could have been crowned Sexiest Man Alive in 2023. He’s a Marvel superhero, he’s a chiseled Ken, and he’s smart! I enjoyed watching him during his run on Celebrity Jeopardy! Not every guy on this list would be capable of looking good and being smart. Simu can and does!
Pedro Pascal
Pedro Pascal should have won 2023’s Sexiest Man Alive title (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images)
Did any actor have a better 2023 than Pedro Pascal? The Last Of Us was one of the biggest shows of the year. It was only one of the reasons Pedro was the internet’s favorite person this year. Seriously, did you see all the memes? You couldn’t scroll without seeing his handsome face. It also helps that he’s funny, as we saw when he hosted Saturday Night Live. I’m actually surprised he didn’t win People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year. Patrick Dempsey was a Cinderella story, which is ironic because Dempsey stars in Enchanted.
