Florida Man Mistakes Bird Poop on Car for White Paint, Calls Police to Report a Crime
18 September 2020, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Stuttgart: Bird droppings on a car. Photo: Sebastian Gollnow/dpa (Photo by Sebastian Gollnow/picture alliance via Getty Images)
We have all been victims of malicious fecal distribution by a bird at one time or another, and sometimes it’s on your shoulder, other’s its on your car usually following a car wash. One Polk County, Florida man just experienced some avian malicious fecal distribution but what makes it interesting is that he thought he was the victim of a crime. He called deputies to report someone had dumped white paint on his black Jeep Cherokee and wanted them to investigate the crime. Upon arrival, the deputies identified the mysterious white substance as bird poop and told the man there was no crime committed there, at least by a human.
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