A half naked woman was arrested in Memphis on Monday after her birthday celebration got a little out of hand.
Birthday girl, Keirra Welch has been accused of reckless endangerment, drug possession, and being in possession of a handgun while intoxicated. According to reports Welch was firing a gun out the window while riding in a car driven by her boyfriend.
When police found them and pulled them over they found a gun and a bag of weed which she admitted was hers for “turning up for her birthday.” They also noted that she was visibly intoxicated, half dressed, and laughing constantly. She was arrested.
Guess you can’t fire a gun out a window to celebrate your birthday?!?
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Honorable Mention – Menorah Socks
Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can’t lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I’ve actually used!6. The Mensch on a Bench
The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn’t have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.
5. Jerusalem Purse
This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it’s 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.
4. Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater
One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
3. Hannukah Shirt and Tie
Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn’t on board.
