A guy in Oklahoma City was busted on Tuesday for throwing a concrete block through the window of a police car.

There's a guy in Clearwater whose real name is Corey Feldman.  And yesterday he

A guy in Colorado robbed the same Dairy Queen TWICE in the same day.  The second time, the cops caught him and arrested him.

A woman in Alabama got arrested after calling in a false burglary report last Wednesday, so cops would catch her husband cheating on her.

A Florida man accused of  shoplifting more than $4000 worth of merchandise from Walmart blamed it on something strange.

A drunk guy in Maine backed his truck into a parked car outside a bar on Saturday.  And he didn't realize his trailer hitch got lodged in its bumper.

A 71-year-old man in Florida squirted a woman with a water gun filled with his OWN PEE because he was mad about her dog doing its business on his lawn.  

Connecticut police responded to a homeowners call about finding a strange naked man inside their home when they returned from shopping.

A rich guy in Florida who paid $8 million for a private island last month just got arrested . . . for stealing $300 worth of stuff from Kmart.

A 20-year-old woman in Utah got busted for underage drinking last Wednesday.  Then cops found weed . . . after she asked if they'd pack her a bowl before she went to jail.

A guy in Texas tried to rob a Target on Tuesday "Mission: Impossible" style. 

A guy in Dundee, Florida reported a fake armed robbery on Tuesday morning . . . to get out of his shift at Hardee's. 

Police in Florida have arrested a 40 year old woman for calling 911 multiple times to report her boyfriend for "not being nice."

A guy in South Carolina was pulled over on Saturday, and he tried to cover up the smell of alcohol on his breath by . . . spraying Axe Body Spray into his mouth

A little league manager in New Jersey stole $6,500 from the team's account . . . so last week, he robbed a bank to pay it back.

A 19-year-old kid in New York stole a cab on Tuesday, and tried to drive it to a Six Flags theme park in New Jersey . . .

A guy in Florida who goes by the name "Mr. Perfect" was arrested last Friday for throwing a bowl of pancake batter at a woman.  And now he's facing battery charges.

A guy with a knife tried to rob a cashier in Alabama on Saturday.  But the cashier pulled out a MACHETE and locked the front doors.

A Florida woman was arrested after she threatened people inside of a hair salon with a machete. 

A 20-year-old guy near Philadelphia was drunk Friday morning after partying all night, and tried to get a free ride home by hopping on a school bus.

A guy in Wisconsin wrecked his car and got arrested for drunk driving last Thursday.

A 47-year-old Florida woman was arrested on allegations that she tried to kill her boyfriend because he was snoring too loudly.

A Florida woman was arrested for stealing an SUV from a car rental office.  Police found the stolen vehicle at a hotel less than a mile away from the rental office where she was hiding.

A security guard at a CVS in Massachusetts was arrested on Wednesday for dealing drugs . . . outside a drug store.

A man from Florida caused a commotion when airport officials spotted unassembled parts of a military grade grenade launcher packed in his bag.

A guy from Maryville, Tennessee is facing a felony charge for adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals.

A guy in South Carolina has been going viral this week for buying $540 worth of cookies so two Girl Scouts could get out of the cold. 

Security cameras in Oregon caught a guy who accidentally lit his pants on fire while he was trying to steal gas. 

An idiot in Texas got pulled over for driving too close to the car in front of him earlier this month.

An idiot criminal walked into this cellphone store in Texas with intent to rob the place. The employee realizes very quickly what's going on and gets herself and the customers out of the building, then locks the doors behind her.