A guy with a knife tried to rob a cashier in Alabama on Saturday.  But the cashier pulled out a MACHETE and locked the front doors.

A Florida woman was arrested after she threatened people inside of a hair salon with a machete. 

A 20-year-old guy near Philadelphia was drunk Friday morning after partying all night, and tried to get a free ride home by hopping on a school bus.

A guy in Wisconsin wrecked his car and got arrested for drunk driving last Thursday.

A 47-year-old Florida woman was arrested on allegations that she tried to kill her boyfriend because he was snoring too loudly.

A Florida woman was arrested for stealing an SUV from a car rental office.  Police found the stolen vehicle at a hotel less than a mile away from the rental office where she was hiding.

A security guard at a CVS in Massachusetts was arrested on Wednesday for dealing drugs . . . outside a drug store.

A man from Florida caused a commotion when airport officials spotted unassembled parts of a military grade grenade launcher packed in his bag.

A guy from Maryville, Tennessee is facing a felony charge for adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals.

A guy in South Carolina has been going viral this week for buying $540 worth of cookies so two Girl Scouts could get out of the cold. 

Security cameras in Oregon caught a guy who accidentally lit his pants on fire while he was trying to steal gas. 

An idiot in Texas got pulled over for driving too close to the car in front of him earlier this month.

An idiot criminal walked into this cellphone store in Texas with intent to rob the place. The employee realizes very quickly what's going on and gets herself and the customers out of the building, then locks the doors behind her.