Finally!  A Stone Sour video that can end the debate of which band member is the better pole dancer!

(What?  That question hasn’t plagued YOU for months now?!  Whatever…I guess we won’t judge you too much.)

The video below for “Rose Red Violent Blue (This Song Is Dumb & So Am I)” features the delightful gender role reversal of the Stone Sour guys heading to a strip joint not to be patrons but to be clocking in for their shift on the main stage.

Bonus:  Steel Panther returned the favor by appearing in this video after Stone Sour was featured in their video for “Wasted Too Much Time.”  Top notch casting!

The only thing possibly better than the video is the comment section on YouTube.  Favorite comment so far:  “Corey on a pole.  My boner is confused!”

That funny, because my lady wood isn’t.

  Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock blogger that loves the smell of old vinyl in the morning.

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.