This upcoming season of college football could resemble the famous Key & Peele skit before the “East/West Bowl”. Check out 14 of the wilder names you’ll see on the field this year.

• Key & Peele "East/West Bowl"

  Here’s the classic skit that’s been viewed over 60 million times.

• General Booty (Oklahoma)

  I suppose if football doesn’t work out for him, he could host some hot bikini contests!

  General Booty - 2024 - Football - University of Oklahoma

  General Booty (14) Quarterback - 2023 Lone appearance came in season opener vs. Arkansas State (9/2). 2022 Lone appearance of the season came a...

• Dude Person (Central Arkansas)

  His parents must’ve been huge Big Lebowski fans!

  Dude Person - Central Arkansas Bears Defensive Back - ESPN

  View the profile of Central Arkansas Bears Defensive Back Dude Person on ESPN. Get the latest news, live stats and game highlights.

• Decoldest Crawford (Louisiana Tech)

  He’s bound to be the coolest player on the field….or should I say DeCoolest!

  Decoldest Crawford - Football

  Decoldest Crawford (11) Wide Receiver - REDSHIRT FRESHMAN (2023) Appeared in 11 games appearing on special teams and at wide receiver ... Tallied two receptions

• Major Burns (LSU)

  This is what I call myself when I verbally burn my kids. “Need some ointment for that burn?”

  Major Burns

  Veteran team leader who enters his fourth season with the Tigers ... Vocal player who plays with tremendous confidence ... Makes others around him better with his play and leadership ... Flies to the football and is a ball hawk in the secondary ... Tenacious hitter ...

• Da'Realyst Clark (Defiance College)

  He’s Da’Realyst of them all!

  Defiance College

  Defiance College

• Storm Duck (Louisville)

  This guy needs to be on the field when the rains come!

  Storm Duck, Louisville Cardinals, Cornerback

  Appeared in all 13 games and made nine starts at defensive back * Finished second on the team with five PBU and two INTs * Compiled 37 tackles, two TFL and one...

• Rowdy Beers (FIU)

  I want to party with this dude! He’s buying, right?

  Rowdy Beers - 2024 - Football

  Rowdy Beers (99) Tight End - Prep: An active and athletic tight end who also saw playing time on the defensive line during his prep career at Valor Christian High

• Pig Cage (UTSA)

  I hear he likes to get down in the muck and mud. He’s in the trenches!

  https://goutsa.com/sports/football/roster/pig-cage/7680

• Tiger Shanks (UNLV)

  I can already hear the Jaws theme playing after he makes a big play. “We’re going to need a bigger boat!”

  Tiger Shanks - Football

  Tiger Shanks (70) OL - UNLV: A big blocker from the Northwest who is a two-year returning starter at right tackle as a junior ... Named Preseason Fourth Team All-Mountain

• Kool-Aid McKinstry (Alabama)

  Maybe one of my favorites! OH, YEAH!!!

  Kool-Aid McKinstry - Football - Alabama Athletics

  Kool-Aid McKinstry (1) DB - 2023 One of the nation's top corners who also contributed at punt returner ... selected as a first team All-American by the...

• Maximilian Von Marburg (Syracuse)

  This guys is going right from his mansion on the coast, to the football field….right?

  Max Von Marburg - Football - Syracuse University Athletics

  Max Von Marburg (36) Punter - Redshirt Year (2023): Did not appear in any games. Freshman Year (2022): Appeared in 12 games as the Orange's punter ....

• Chief Borders (Nebraska)

  I had a friend we called Chief growing up. I always called him Cheddar….like Cheddar Chief. I know, lame.

  Chief Borders - Football 2023

  Chief Borders - Football 2023

• Fish McWilliams (UAB)

  If this guy doesn’t play for the Dolphins after college, it’s a name wasted.

  Fish McWilliams - Football - UAB Athletics

  Fish McWilliams (99) DL - AS A SENIOR (2023): Outland Trophy Watch List...Preseason First Team All-Conference by PFF and Phil Steele AS A REDSHIRT...

• Memorable Factor (Duke)

  With a name like this, he’d better make some plays that are, ummmm, ya know, memorable.

  Memorable Factor - 2024 - Football

  Memorable Factor (38) Linebacker - 2023: Returning linebacker. 2022: Did not see game action. PRIOR TO DUKE: Attended Eton College in Windsor, United Kingdom,

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