Wipe My Butt, Please?
Do You Have It In You To Wipe A Stranger’s Butt?
Everyone knows about the male ego. We want to be strong, independent and not ask for help. But, many of us secretly know that we are not strong or independent. Many of us also have had to ask for help throughout our lives. You might be thinking something car related, or handyman kind of stuff. But how about help with your butt.
Dave shared the other morning about a shorter guy in a grocery store that asked him to reach something for him that was just too high for the little dude. Dave said it must have been extremely embarrassing for that guy and couldn’t imagine having to ask someone to grab something that was out of reach.
So, we put it out there to the listeners, to see if anyone had an embarrassing story of a time they had to ask another man for help. And, of course they did. It isn’t your typical stuff like fixing a lawnmower, or helping build a deck. Our listeners have been in some dire situations that required the help of another man, no matter how embarrassing the scenario ended up being.
A caller said that he was asked by a man in a wheelchair for assistance getting into a a porta-potty. Then, stuck around with the guy INSIDE the porta-potty while he used the bathroom.
Have you ever had to scratch your friend’s back? Not figuratively, but literally scratched your male buddy’s back. One of our listeners had to. We are all in agreement that you do ANYTHING you have to to scratch that itch. Andy suggests finding the corner of a door, maybe even doing what bears do and leaning against a tree to avoid that embarrassment.
Butt stuff. It’s hard to do any topic without poop or butts coming into play. Can you imagine for a second that you needed to ask a stranger to wipe your butt. You were pooping, and asked a complete stranger to wipe for you. And, to take it one step further….THEY DID IT! Seems crazy but one of our listeners had that experience and we couldn’t believe it.
For more butt related content. One listener said that strained his back moving some things and when he was using the toilet, fell off. His friend helped him up and EVEN WIPED HIM! Yes, his friend wiped his butt. Do you think you have it in you to wipe your friend’s butt if he really needed the help. The boys on the show say that they don’t have that helpful gene in their body.
If you like this video then please check out more butt related Dave and Chuck the Freak ‘Peep Shows’ Here’s an one from out ‘What’s Up Your Butt! Live’ segment.
