Ketchup Balls
Would Your Rather Fireworks or Ketchup Explode On You While Sitting On The Toilet?
Imagine you needed to use the bathroom at a car wash. You sit down and then an explosion happens. Not the one from your “number 2” but from a firework booby-trap. Now imagine instead of a firework but a packet of ketchup under the seat! Both actually happened.
A man in San Antonio, Texas was arrested and then released after he was caught setting booby-traps inside the bathroom of a local car wash. According to reports from KENS5, the 46-year-old man named Paul Moses Alden was responsible for injuring a number of people after placing small fireworks under the toilet seat that exploded when people sat down.
A high-school prank we call it. Sounds like this man has never actually grown up. We have trouble figuring out his motive or what would drive someone to do something so silly.
Then, we receive a call from a listener who experienced something similar. Not as dangerous as a firework explosion but just as diabolical. Ketchup packets. While at a fast food restaurant, he sat down on the toilet in the bathroom and boom. Someone had placed ketchup packets under the toilet seat and when he sat down they exploded. He said his balls were then covered in random ketchup.
What’s worse? Fireworks or ketchup? Dave thinks fireworks exploding when you sit down are worse. But, Chuck and Andy both think that the latter would be terrible. What would you rather have? I guess I’d go ketchup over fireworks because the fireworks could actually cause some damage.
Dave wonders how’d you would go about cleaning the red sauce off your junk. He says he’d go right to the sink. Lisa mentions how crazy that would be because you could just get some wet paper towel and wipe it off.
Stay safe out there!
