Don’t Wear A Metal Dong Ring
We’ve Been Saying For Years To Stop Wearing Metal Dong Rings
Metal dong rings. If we had a nickel for every story that involved a poor guy with a metal dong ring stuck on his genitals, we’d have hundred and hundreds of nickels. BE CAREFUL GUYS! Is the pleasure worth the possible pain? Think long and hard about that.
A man, in an unknown location, was in the hospital with a horrible injury to his junk. He has a metal dong ring wrapped around his member and his parts are extremely swollen. The doctors are heard laughing, and then eventually break out a saw in order to cut off the ring. You can hear the metal screeching, you can see the sparks flying. If you’ve considered wearing one of these, and putting ALL of your stuff through it, this video will change your mind.
We are all shocked. Usually when we see videos like this, they are censored. The one Dave found to show us, is not. First, we can’t believe how swollen the guy’s junk is. It looks like a “baby’s arm” attached to a “grapefruit”.
You can read more about the story at WRIF.com if you would like as Cort put together a detailed description of the events that took place as well.
Covered faces, mouths left hanging open, gasps and shrieks. You’ll see and hear all of that when you get into the ‘Peep Show’. I’m so sick of seeing this happens to guys that I think all dong rings should come with a safety latch. So if you did get it stuck, you could just pop the latch and out you go. Trademark Dave and Chuck the Freak, of course.
If for someone reason you want to actually see the video that we did, then we wish you luck. It’s not for the faint of heart. Warning: it’s incredibly explicit and graphic. It’s definitely not safe for work. Don’t click if you’re not ready to see it.