A Turd In My Taco
What’s The Worst Thing You Could Find In Your Taco?
A customer claimed to have found a nose ring in their taco order from a unknown Taco Bell. A user on Reddit posted the picture in the ‘MidlyInfuriating’ subreddit. You can see the photo for yourself here at the mirror.co.uk.
So, after seeing the picture of the ring, the show talks about how disgusting and shocking it would be to find a nose ring in your food. But then, they turn their minds to some other potentially worse items. And in Dave and Chuck fashion, it becomes so much worse than you’d imagine. Numerous body piercings make the list. Nipple and even… “backdoor” (which yes, exists.) Bodily fluids of all kinds are mentioned. Including but not limited to, semen, feces and mucus. Chuck even makes a pretty bold proclamation about whether he’d prefer to find a turd or a man’s “arrival”….he goes with the latter.
Dave was pretty quick to mention a turd and it was met as you’d expect…with terror. Andy reenacts what he’d be like if he found a turd in his taco. The slamming down of his hand on the table really sends the message home.
At one point when Jason mentions mucus as a rather bad option, Dave struggles with picturing that. He gives Jason the “shush” hand over mouth signal, telling him that he needs to stop immediately.
The final suggestion by a listener was wild to say the least. Two words for you. Diarrhea Chili. Need we say more?
As always the text and phone lines were open so listeners were chiming in with the worst thing they have found, or could find in their food. Has this happened to you? Something we mentioned or maybe something we didn’t even think of. The best way to reach us is [email protected].
