Spaghetti-Throwing Road Rage Incidents Are On The Rise
Spaghetti-throwing road rage incidents are on the rise (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Spaghetti-Throwing And Road Rage
According to The Smoking Gun, Nolan Goins has been identified as the alleged suspect of a road rage incident over glaring headlights in St. Petersburg, Florida. It’s been reported that the suspect hit the victim in the arms, legs, and torso with spaghetti and pasta sauce. Per The Smoking Gun, a sheriff’s deputy said, “The defendant threw food (pasta with sauce) from the passenger seat of his vehicle striking the victim through his open window as he operated his vehicle.” Goins was later located and had the same pasta sauce on his shirt as the victim. He was caught red-shirted, you could say. Goins has since been charged with battery, a misdemeanor. He does have some former charges, as well. Those include convictions for selling marijuana, obstruction, other battery charges, and several traffic infractions.Throwing Pasta In Road Rage Incidents
How does this keep on happening? How many people are driving around with pasta and sauce readily available to throw at drivers? This is the second time we’ve talked about this on Dave & Chuck The Freak in two weeks! It’s not pasta and hot dogs…it’s always pasta! No word on what brand the sauce was, but this is very interesting. You can check out Goins’ mugshot below. Don’t try this at home! Take your spaghetti home and enjoy some leftovers! You don’t want to waste a meal that could end up being delicious.
Nolan Goins mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)
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Nolan Goins mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)
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