What Did A Michigan Woman Do After Becoming Obsessed With Man At Gym?
A woman being put in handcuffs (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
What did a Michigan woman do after becoming obsessed with a man at the gym? Well, it’s not something you should do. You will end up in a lot of trouble, just like she did.
Meatloaf famously sang, “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.” Turns out, he had it right. There are a lot of things you can and should do for love–but not this!
What Did A Michigan Woman Do After Becoming Obsessed With Man At Gym?
According to FOX 2 Detroit, a woman is accused of pistol whipping another woman in Hazel Park after stalking the victim and her boyfriend with a tracking device! Yeah, you can’t do that!
FOX 2 Detroit reports the victim was struck with a gun while sitting in her vehicle and described the suspect as a DoorDash driver looking for an address. Later, police were able to identify 52-year-old Jie Yu as the suspect in question. FOX 2 Detroit reports Yu said she just wanted to scare the victim. They later found tracking devices on the victim’s car and her boyfriend’s vehicle, as well.
Eventually, Yu confessed that she had become infatuated with the victim’s boyfriend after seeing him at the gym and that’s when she began stalking him and his girlfriend, according to FOX 2 Detroit. She has been charged with several crimes including felonious assault, two counts of possession of a firearm in commission of a felony, carrying a concealed weapon, aggravated stalking, and using a motor vehicle tracking device.
That’s scary stuff! Nobody has ever responded this way after seeing me at the gym. Granted, that is a very rare sight. I couldn’t imagine anybody putting a tracking device on my car. That’s like something straight out of a movie.
People are crazy! It’s a weird world out there. Check out Yu’s mugshot below then keep scrolling for more stories of crazy crimes!
Jie Yu mugshot (via Oakland County Jail)
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.