Man Busted Putting Antiques Up His Butt Then Back On Shelf
Butt out! (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
Well, if you’re looking for another reason to be a homebody and never leave the house…we’ve got you covered! A man in Texas was busted putting antiques up his butt before putting them back on a shelf.
Can you imagine having to shop for items after that? Are you telling me anything I grab at my local store could have been up someone’s butt? Let’s dive in.
Man Busted Putting Antiques Up His Butt Then Back On Shelf
The whole thing was captured on surveillance footage at an antique store in Spring, Texas. In the video, the male customer is seen wearing a kilt and concealing items under his clothes before returning them back to the shelf.
According to FOX 26 Houston, Susan Golden, the manager of The Antique Gallery of Houston, said, “I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure I knew what I was looking at.” Golden says in two decades of running the store, she’s never seen anything like this. I definitely believe her. That would be hard to top.
The cameras spotted him doing this in several sections of the store, after it was brought to management’s attention by a dealer, per FOX 26 Houston. The items are estimated to be worth close to $200.
Turns out, he wasn’t alone. He was joined in the store by a female companion. The two of them reportedly spent hours in the store, but didn’t make any purchases, according to FOX 26 Houston. That’s a long time! Already shady behavior without having to put anything up his butt.
Well, it looks like he has a thing for doing this in antique shops in the area. FOX 26 Houston reports that he has been spotted in other antique stores in Galveston and Tomball.
The shop has removed the items from its shelves and has sanitized the gallery. Good decision.
There has been an update! The man has been found, identified, and arrested. See more on Mitchell Vest’s arrest in the video below!
Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 10 Peep Shows Of 2023
It’s that time of the year again. When we all look back at our favorite movies, albums, shows, and more from 2023. All of those are very important. There’s one list you can’t forget to share, though. Introducing Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 10 Peep Shows of 2023!
We took the most popular Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show videos from 2023 and made a list! In the end, we were left with 10 hilarious videos.
What Is The Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show?
Now, you might be wondering, “what is the Dave & Chuck The Freak Peep Show?” I’m not going to embarrass you for asking. Not everyone knows about it! Let’s change that. The Peep Show are videos from Dave & Chuck The Freak’s show. The cameras are always rolling and we pull some of the best clips to share so you can laugh along with us!
The Peep show allows you to feel like you’re right there in studio with Dave & Chuck The Freak. It’s almost as if you’re a part of their conversation. Of course, they can’t hear you. Nor will they react to your witty comments (because they can’t hear you). However, it still gives that same feeling.
You can actually learn a lot while watching Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Peep Show. Maybe you never knew that character was actually Chuck doing a voice. Perhaps you didn’t know it was Andy who said that hilarious line. Now, you can be fully in the know! It’s all thanks to the Peep Show!
However, the problem with putting together a Top 10 list is a lot of funny stuff doesn’t make the cut. That means Carol And Her Moth, Fluffy The Cat, and more are left on the cutting room floor. As you may remember, those were some hilarious videos. Yet, they weren’t good enough for the top 10. That’s saying something!
Here are the top Dave & Chuck Peep Shows of 2023! Make sure to keep up with the Peep Show at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
