What Did Our Pervert Of The Day Get Up To Outside Of A Gym?
They say there’s a thing called “runner’s high” where someone exercising can feel a little high during the workout. Others, find a rush outside of the gym without ever needing to step inside. That’s what one guy did. What did our Pervert Of The Day get up to outside of a gym?
Well, he’s in a lot of trouble for it! A public parking lot is not the place to do this!
What Did Our Pervert Of The Day Get Up To Outside Of A Gym?
According to Fox 2 Detroit, the man was caught pleasuring himself outside of a Planet Fitness in Troy. Fox 2 Detroit‘s Jessica Dupnack reports he was masturbating to women getting ready to go inside and workout.
Police say Jeremiah Wiltfong, of Holly, was caught pleasuring himself by numerous witnesses in the parking lot on January 30th. However, when police caught up to the suspect, he had a different story.
Fox 2 Detroit reports Wiltfong told law enforcement that “he stopped in the parking lot to take a phone call and urinated inside a cup while he was there but did not think anyone saw him.”
However, Fox 2 Detroit reports that two women reported to officers that they witnessed him touching himself in his car after pulling into a parking spot near him. The women say they even switched parking spots, but he followed them.
Wiltfong was arrested on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge. Police say security in the parking lot has been increased.
Incidents like this have been happening across the country, and it’s appalling. Doing it is horrible and filming them is so much worse. People shouldn’t be put in that position.
In Fox 2 Detroit‘s video on YouTube, one witnessed said on a scale 1-10 the creepiness level of this is “1.000 for sure.” You can watch that video report below. Then, keep scrolling to see his mugshot!
Jeremiah Wiltfong Mugshot (Via Troy Police Department)
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
