Man Sues Doctor After Botched Penis Enlargement Surgery
Good thing size doesn't matter, amiright? (Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)
Things don’t always go as planned. Sometimes, they go backwards. For instance, a man is now suing his doctor after his botched penis enlargement surgery left him nearly half an inch shorter.
Ilter Turkmen sought a larger member. Well, that didn’t happen. He left with more than he came in with. Now, he’s seeking legal action for this mistake.
Botched Penis Enlargement Surgery Leaves Man Smaller
According to Daily Mail, Turkmen, of Turkey, is a wealthy banker. Daily Mail says he sought the services of one Dr. Haluk Soylemez in an effort to increase his penis size, which was currently measuring roughly 4.7 inches.
Turkmen says that the doctor told him he would see a minimum increase of 1.1 inches in length and an additional 1.1 inches in girth, per Daily Mail. However, after the surgery that was reportedly performed in January of 2022, he was left with a smaller–and scarred–dangling participle. Now, Turkmen claims that he was left short-handed, if you will, after the surgery and was reduced to 4.3 inches, per Daily Mail. That’s almost half an inch gone! What is this, a hair cut?
According to Daily Mail, Turkmen is now seeking 500,000 lira (which translates to roughly $17,000) for the botched penis enlargement surgery. Reports say he was unable to walk for a month after the surgery and was in excruciating pain.
However, according to Daily Mail, the doctor is not taking responsibility. Per Daily Mail, he asserted in court, “There is no fault in the procedure I performed.” His legal team is essentially saying with it’s a risk that comes along with that sort of procedure. According to Daily Mail, Dr. Soylemez denies making any claims about length or girth and disputed the size of Turkmen’s decrease post-surgery.
Sometimes, things are better off being left alone. Can half an inch really make that much of a difference? Seriously, can it?
Dave & Chuck The Freak's 'Hot Or Not?' Top 10 Of 2023
2023 was a crazy year. However, was it crazy hot…or not? Take a look at the top 10 ‘Hot Or Not?’ examples from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023!
We crunched the numbers and did real math to find out which were the best. Good news! We found them. Regardless of whether they are Hot Or Not, these were the hottest of Dave & Chuck The Freak’s ‘Hot Or Not’ in 2023!
Dave & Chuck’s Hot Or Not 2023
Well, we certainly met some characters this year. However, when you’re looking for the best of the best, you can’t let anything slip through the cracks. We analyzed the numbers (I hate math) and found which Hot Or Nots were the most popular in 2023.
Of course, when you are out to find the 10 best in a wild category like Hot Or Not, you’re bound to leave some good examples behind. However, I am satisfied with the Top 10 we’ve built. These stories simply can’t be beat.
So, what makes a Hot Or Not so popular? Aren’t they all amazing? Well, yes. Yes, they are. Let’s be honest, Dave and Chuck are talking about these Hot Or Not examples for a reason. It could be because of the story behind the arrest. They are definitely always entertaining. Or, the draw could be from wondering if they are indeed hot or not.
There are some crimes you would never believe an attractive person could do. Yet, when you see the reveal in the mugshot–that theory is quickly proven wrong. It turns out, hot people can commit ugly crimes. Just like people deemed “ugly” can commit crimes that you’d only expect a hot person to do. Turns out, “ugly” people take their clothes off, too. Can you guess based on the story of the crime if the perpetrator is hot or not? That’s the game!
Let’s check out the hottest Hot Or Not examples from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.