56-year-old Florida woman, Lisa Slone, is accused of waving a pitchfork and black whip in front of a grocery store.

The manager of the store told police that the woman had been trying to sell teddy bears behind the store earlier that day.  He also said that the woman had stabbed someone’s mini-van with the pitchfork, but the owner of the vehicle did not want to press any charges.

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Lake County Sheriff’s Office

Slone appeared to be highly intoxicated but did not have any odor of alcohol.  According to reports when ordered to put the weapons down she refused  and walked away.  After being placed in the squad car she unbuckled her seatbelt and began kicking the windows.

She is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.


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