A TikTok’er Parodies the Absurd Dialogue in a Hallmark Christmas Movie
It’s Thanksgiving so the world has been in the Holiday spirit for almost a month since Halloween. Whether it be Christmas music, the weather, or putting together shopping lists, it’s hard to avoid it. So one TikTok’er has either been getting into the spirit by watching Hallmark Christmas movies, or somehow found this clip to stitch because of how absurd it is. This TikTok’er’s, who goes by @TheOnlyCB3, has a video that starts with a stitch from a Hallmark Christmas movie where a handsome guy asks two pretty women this question…”I was wondering if you two were coming to the ‘Green Pine Grove Town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas Tree Decorating Contest Finalist Gala’ tonight.” Then it cuts to the @TheOnlyCB3 rattling off a very funny series of absurd holiday happenings smashed together as if they’re one event. His probably quadruples the original events title which adds to the absurdity. Are Hallmark Christmas movies aware that people think they’re cheesy and buying into it, by writing some dialogue that is obviously ridiculous? It seems they may be poking fun at themselves with the title of this event.
If Hallmark Christmas movies are your thing then you are probably aware of some more wordy dialogue and this might be the TikTok trend of the Holiday season. With no shortage of streaming services, we’d imagine they’ll all be releasing some sort of “Hallmark-esque” Christmas movies or content for you to laugh about.
But, DON’T FORGET…..today is THANKSGIVING and here we are already throwing the Christmas word around. Enjoy!
@theonlycb3 this was incredibly unnecessary 😂 (I think they took a note from my parody videos 👀 if you know you know) • • via: @Its Em • • #hallmark#christmas#holidayseason#christmasmovies#lifetime#comedy#parody#xmas#holidays
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4 Types Of People You Will Find At Thanksgiving Turkey Trot
The Costume Runner
Here is the spectacle runner, who is decked out in a giant turkey costume. They can’t breathe let alone run, but they certainly can waddle. If this person finishes actually runs and finishes the race, it is usually by Christmas time. Nonetheless, you must respect the fact that lots of thought and deliberation went into this decision. It may even take longer for the person to get properly fitted in the morning to get ready for the trot than it does for the actual turkey to cook.
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The I Need To Win And Beat The Best Time Ever Runner
With all due respect, this runner is there an hour early stretching, even though they already completely stretched at home prior to eating a full protein breakfast. This participant is fully rested, fully hydrated, and plans to smoke you like you are the turkey. Furthermore, while you are trucking through the first mile, gasping for breath, this runner is going to pass, but going the other direction. That is because this person finished the race already and is simply running back to the starting line as their “cool down.” We get it, your cross-country skills are superhuman, and you now own the Turkey Trot best time. Just don’t be the person that beats the day’s honoree.
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The Still Awake From Last Night "Runner"
It’s common knowledge that the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is one of the biggest party nights on the planet. It’s a special occasion where people come out of the woodwork and return to their hometown. The local pubs may make their annual quota based on Thanksgiving Eve sales. It’s great fun for sure, as long you have a responsible ride home. For some though, they have not even been home yet. It’s much more convenient to walk two blocks to the left to the downtown starting line at sunrise than it is to trek a half of a mile down Main Street to sleep it off for a few hours. This person looks and smells like the party. If there are woods adjacent to the 5k running route, you will usually find this runner in there immediately.
The Socialite Runner
Many towns that host Thanksgiving races are deep with tradition and local history. The families that call this place home often go back generations. Somehow, your grandmother had the same 4th grade teacher that your daughter currently has. The socialite is there to talk to everyone. They are in full-blown campaign mode, yet they are not running for anything. They simply love everything that has to do with their hometown and their mission for Thanksgiving Turkey Trot, is to see literally everyone, and spread some spirit. You have to respect that.
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