Dave and Chuck talk about a woman bit by a rattlesnake at a local botanical garden, a drunk guy that tried to take a city bus on a joy ride, believable call-in sick excuses, outfits to wear on a date to help you get laid, Arnold Schwarzenegger to take over hosting Celebrity Apprentice, a woman who stole a cop car with her husband cuffed in the back, when you were pissed on – outside of the bedroom, and more!