Dave and Chuck talk about the ant plague that has hit the studio, a man who got shot in the face after a bullet ricochets off of an armadillo, a dude who cant stop jerking it outside his house, Kevin Bacon wants more male nudity in Hollywood, Lenny Kravitz has a wardrobe malfunction, two dudes busted using a taco bell bathroom to cook meth, how you realized you were having sex with the wrong person, and more!