Comedian Has Funny Theory Why Ozzy Osbourne is Still Alive
Ozzy Osbourne has been through a lot, to say the least. It was only recently that his health took a turn, but comedian Luke Null has a funny theory of how The Prince of Darkness has defied the odds.
In the clip below, Null sings a jaunty tune about the mortality of Ozzy Osbourne. He begins, “I’m scared that Ozzy Osbourne is somehow still alive/How the f— is he still alive?”
Then Null drops his theory, and it makes a lot of sense. He sings, “I think it’s because/Heaven doesn’t want him/And Hell knows that he’d run the place (Yeah!)/ The Prince of Darkness ’bout to be the King of f—in’ Darkness”
Null’s tune takes a turn, and he explains how Ozzy is still here. He sings, “And so they cursed him to live an eternity/Trapped inside a body where he can only talk like: [Mumbles]”
He then poses an interesting question that does make you think: “Is it ableist to make fun of Ozzy Osbourne/Cuz he’s done so many drugs?/He wasn’t born like that/You can YouTube ‘Ozzy in the ’70s’/And he’s like: ‘Yeah, we just had a couple of shows.'”
Null then brings it home with a valuable lesson that even Ozzy would agree with: “And you’re like: ‘Ohhh, drugs are bad.’/Something’s up/He’s trapped forever.”
Listen, we all love Ozzy, and this tune was just a joke, but yeah…drugs are bad, kids! Stay safe out there!
Ozzy Osbourne & the Rock Hall
Back in April, it was announced that Ozzy is part of the 2024 induction class of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. The Prince of Darkness is being inducted for his solo work and was previously inducted in 2006 as a member of Black Sabbath.
Shortly after he was announced as being part of the 2024 class, Ozzy told Billboard his induction as a solo artist “feels different” compared to being inducted with Black Sabbath since he’s been a solo act for the majority of his career. He said he didn’t feel confident about being inducted as a solo artist, but he started to think things could change after his late guitarist Randy Rhoads was honored in the Musical Excellence Category in 2021. Overall, he’s very happy about his upcoming induction saying, “I feel like I was invited to a party in 1980, and it hasn’t stopped. Not bad for a guy who was fired from his last band.”
The 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony will take place on Saturday, October 19 at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse in Cleveland, Ohio. As previously reported, the 2024 ceremony will live stream on Disney+. An edited special will air on ABC at a later date, which will be available on Hulu the next day.