WRIF’s 2022 Predictions

It's a New Year, and we're making big predictions for 2022! Read on for what WRIF thinks will happen this year!

1. Lion's Tight End T.J. Hockenson will lose his chance at a contract extension when he is unable to give a "thumbs up" in agreement with the terms of his proposed deal.

2. In a surprise move from the front office, Lion's Quarterback Jared Goff will be replaced on the roster by his swimsuit model girlfriend Christen Harper, because "she is much more enjoyable to look at sitting on the sidelines".

3. Lion's coach Dan Campbell will change his name to "Don Shula" just to see what happens

4. In a related story, former Ohio State University and ousted Jaguar coach Urban Myer will change his name to Dan Campbell because even Urban Myer doesn't want to be Urban Myer anymore.

5. The Detroit Lions will win their annual Thanksgiving Day game in an absolute blowout 220-7 against an actual team of turkeys.

5. Iron Maiden

4. Tool

3. Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. Elton John

1. Motley Crue/Def Leppard/ Poison/ Joan Jet and the Blackhearts

Celebrity couples that will actually make it through 2022:

1. Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson

2. J-Lo & Ben Affleck

3. Kourtney Kardashian & Travis Barker

4. Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg

5. Jack & Coke