Anne Erickson

Weekends

Woman in pink bikini

Did you know that it’s Nude Recreation Week? I did not. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to go around nude no matter the week, but alas, here we are.

So, I find it interesting that pasties have become all the rage lately. I don’t remember ever seeing ladies’ pasties, like ever, up until a few years ago. I think the first person I saw sport them was Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless. Now, they are everywhere. There’s no denying they are popular and, well, make a statement.

In honor of Nude Recreation Week, here are some of the craziest pasties we’ve ever seen! I mean, some of these are pretty wild. I think the “bride” ones are hilarious! I can totally see some brides sporting those during their bachelorette party. The candy corn ones are funny, too. I’m a huge fan of candy corn, but not that much. Check out the list below.

Note: We can’t put too much nudity in here, but if you’re like to see some NSFW pasties, go here.

  • Crazy Pasties

    Glitter Stars and Stripes Pasties, United States Glitter Pasties, American Flag Pasties, USA Pasties

    Rock the red, white, and blue in these glittering star pasties featuring an American flag print and a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that will stay securely in place until gently removed. (Pasties only.) Yandy offers 3 shipping methods within the US. Delivery dates and exact costs calculated in your cart, prior to checkout.

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    AQUA VITA Pasties Lingerie Tassels Burlesque Costume - Etsy

    You are the queen of the sea in these spectacular shell pasties. These gorgeous handmade pasties are so unique - just like you. The dazzling rhinestones highlight the glimmer of the glitter shell. Detail from top to bottom! These pasties are reusable - a perfect accessory for any outfit or attitude.

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    Multicolored Sugar Skull Pasties, Sugar Skull Pasties in Multicolor - Yandy.com

    These flirty pasties feature a multicolored sugar skull design and a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that leaves no residue when gently removed. Yandy offers 3 shipping methods within the US. Delivery dates and exact costs calculated in your cart, prior to checkout. 1.

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    Bride Heart Black Nipple Pasties, Black Heart Pasties - Yandy.com

    Have the best last hurrah with these fun and flirty pasties featuring a heart shape, BRIDE printed in white, and an adhesive back. These pasties are latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.

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    Jolly Santa Christmas Pasties, Santa Christmas Pasties - Yandy.com

    Rep your favorite festive face with these fun Christmas pasties featuring a jolly Santa with a red Santa hat, and an adhesive backing. These have a peel and stick, latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that leaves no residue when gently removed.

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    Candy Corn Pasties, Halloween Pasties, Candy Corn Nipple Pasties

    Home Candy Corn Pasties Candy corn pasties to decorate your tasty treats this Halloween featuring a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that leaves no residue when gently removed. Shipping & Returns Yandy offers 3 shipping methods within the US. Delivery dates and exact costs calculated in your cart, prior to checkout.

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    Santa Mittens Pasties, Red Christmas Pasties - Yandy.com

    Warm up your boobies this holiday season with these fun Santa mitten pasties featuring glittering red mittens with a white marabou trim, and an adhesive backing. These have a peel and stick, latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that leaves no residue when gently removed.

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    Christmas Confession Pasties, Naughty or Nice Pasties - Yandy.com

    Have you been naughty or nice this year? Show both sides of you in these holiday heart pasties featuring a green, red and white striped design, "Naughty" and "Nice" printed in white, and a latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that will stay securely in place until gently removed.

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    Flame: Red Fire Nipple Pasties Shattered Disco Ball Glitter - Etsy

    FREE SHIPPING OFFER! Details below. NEW & IMPROVED Flame Pastease® are Hand-Made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin. All Pastease® feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stay securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.

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    Sheer Swim Pink Flamingo Pasties - Etsy

    Perfect for Cancun Resorts, clothing optional resorts, EDC festival wear, alternative lifestyle clothing, Swinger Costumes, Adult Costumes, Havasu, the River and all adult party wear.

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    Kitten Around Leopard Heart Pastie by Pastiepop - Etsy

    Pasties for every occasion. Gently moulds to your unique breast shape for a smooth fit under clothing, or can be worn alone. The perfect wardrobe solution for deep cut, backless dresses, and clubwear. Learn more about this item

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    Butterfly or Shell Nipple Pasties / Bedazzled Butterfly / - Etsy

    Butterfly or Shell Nipple Pasties Nipple pasties choice:ButterflyShell Butterfly nipple pasties Rainbow colorBedazzled Shell nipple pasties Various blue with bronze & silverSequins Learn more about this item

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    Captain America Super Hero Inspired Rhinestone Nipple Pasties - Etsy

    Captain America inspired Shield Nipple Pasties/Covers for fun or costume piece. Perfect addition to your costume or outfit! Concentric circles of satin, buckram, and rhinestones make up this sparkling, dazzling pair of pasties! Do you have a custom color or shape or size?

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    Pasties Welcome to Las Vegas: Glitter Silver Sign Logo - Etsy

    FREE SHIPPING OFFER! Details below. **Pastease® is an approved Etsy Wholesale seller. Please message us to request a linesheet full of Sexy, Fun Freedom! Welcome to Las Vegas: Glitter Silver Sign Logo Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are hand-made in the USA of soft form-fitting glittery material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples.

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    Nipple Cover Pasties Delicious Cheeseburger Peel & Stick - Etsy

    Nipple Cover Pasties - Burger: Delicious Cheeseburger - Peel & Stick, One Size - Sweat/Waterproof, Latex, Gluten Free - Hypoallergenic Seamless Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin! All PASTEASE pasties feature latex-free, medical-grade, waterproof adhesive that stays securely in place for as long as you like and until they are gently removed.

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    Real Dried Pressed Flower Nipztix Pasties Nipple Covers Breast - Etsy

    CHECK OUT OUR MATCHING FACE AND BODY STICKERS ON OUR WEBSITE About Do you long to appear like you've traipsed through a meadow for hours? Searching for a look that shows off your delicate side? Embody softness and beauty in these pressed and dried floral Nipztix!

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    Pasties Rainbow Swirl on White Nipple Pasties by Pastease® - Etsy

    FREE SHIPPING OFFER! Details below. Rainbow Swirl on White Nipple Pasties by Pastease® are Hand-Made in the USA of soft, form-fitting material that forms seamlessly to curves and resists wrinkling over hardening nipples. Just peel-and-stick on clean, dry skin.

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    Burlesque Style Pasties in Red & White Check Topped With - Etsy

    DollfaceBettys now offers a line of one of a kind Burlesque style pasties! Handmade and original designs are full of details and one of a kind style to fit your unique personality weather it is on stage or behind closed doors!

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    Sexy Trexy 2.0 Holographic Nipztix Pasties Nipple Cover - Etsy

    Meet the newly discovered Tyrannasuarus Sexamongus - a fierce, sexy creature from the Cretaceous Period, more endearingly referred to a Sexy TRexy. These reptilian raver TRex Nipztix will have Cavemen, Neanderthals, and modern Hominids hunting for you! Don't worry, the only thing going extinct in Sexy T-Rexy's presence is boredom.

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    Sunflower Nipple Pasties - Spencer's

    Take a walk down daisy lane in style at the next festival when you cover up with these Sunflower Nipple Pasties. With these stylish floral pasties on you'll stay covered and ready to dance all night.