SALT LAKE CITY, UT – SEPTEMBER 3: View of a Michigan Wolverines football helmet before their game against the Utah Utes at Rice-Eccles Stadium on September 3, 2015 in Salt Lake City, Utah. (Photo by Gene Sweeney Jr/Getty Images)
Photo by Gene Sweeney Jr/Getty ImagesThis upcoming season of college football could resemble the famous Key & Peele skit before the "East/West Bowl". Check out 14 of the wilder names you'll see on the field this year.
Key & Peele "East/West Bowl"
Here's the classic skit that's been viewed over 60 million times.
General Booty (Oklahoma)
I suppose if football doesn't work out for him, he could host some hot bikini contests!
Dude Person (Central Arkansas)
His parents must've been huge Big Lebowski fans!
Decoldest Crawford (Louisiana Tech)
He's bound to be the coolest player on the field....or should I say DeCoolest!
Major Burns (LSU)
This is what I call myself when I verbally burn my kids. "Need some ointment for that burn?"
Da'Realyst Clark (Defiance College)
He's Da'Realyst of them all!
Storm Duck (Louisville)
This guy needs to be on the field when the rains come!
Rowdy Beers (FIU)
I want to party with this dude! He's buying, right?
Pig Cage (UTSA)
I hear he likes to get down in the muck and mud. He's in the trenches!
Tiger Shanks (UNLV)
I can already hear the Jaws theme playing after he makes a big play. "We're going to need a bigger boat!"
Kool-Aid McKinstry (Alabama)
Maybe one of my favorites! OH, YEAH!!!
Maximilian Von Marburg (Syracuse)
This guys is going right from his mansion on the coast, to the football field....right?
Chief Borders (Nebraska)
I had a friend we called Chief growing up. I always called him Cheddar....like Cheddar Chief. I know, lame.
Fish McWilliams (UAB)
If this guy doesn't play for the Dolphins after college, it's a name wasted.
Memorable Factor (Duke)
With a name like this, he'd better make some plays that are, ummmm, ya know, memorable.
