Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about other animal species that pleasure themselves, the worst thing that’s happened to you behind bars, a rock star that is about to be a dad again at 60 years old, a fugitive that tried to trick cops by writing a note saying “I’m not there,” what happened to a guy that took a whole bottle of Viagra, a man that unknowingly proposed to his girlfriend while under ambient, male sex robots coming to steal your girl, a college that just debuted a pizza ATM on campus, a 72 year old granny that just married a teen she met at her sons funeral, a woman busted trying to smuggle gerbils, how long the average person really sticks to a hobby, and more!