Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs help with a hairy issue on his privates, Dave got a little sweet revenge on Hot Pockets since they stole his jingle idea, Al Pacino got dumped for being too cheap, a woman facing murder charges after zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase, a male baboon that escaped from a vasectomy research facility, a male stripper accident that broke his leg and injured a 75 year old woman, a woman that is for some reason urinating booze, an elderly man in a hospital that set his bed on fire to get attention from staff, Scotland to give free feminine hygiene products, McDonald’s giving away a $90,000 shamrock shake cup, and more!