Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some American cookie consumption statistics, a traveler fined $1,874 for two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage, Tiger Woods turns down $800 million offer to play golf, the oldest celebrities people still find attractive, elderly signs that the show needs to call it quits, a guy started a 40 acre wild fire trying to burn a spider, the ‘Brazilian Hulk” passed away, a couple together for 12 years in a unique cuckhold relationship, a city treasurer busted browsing porn at the city library, a war museum in Poland had to ask people to quit having sex there, a guy that bought 100 shares in Nintendo just to ask a shareholders a question, a dude pulled a Dollar General cigarette heist, bands that have sold the most concert tickets, and more!