Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when you passed out/fainted, Johnny Depp is NOT coming back as Jack Sparrow, an employee murdered for putting too much mayo on a sandwich, a dude arrested after airdropping a dong pic to an entire airplane, a woman that walked in on her mom sleeping with her boyfriend, your worst sex injuries, a Florida porch pirate busted trying to steal an entire porch, a mayor involved in a DUI crash just hours after meeting with victims of drunk driving, stands collapse during a bull fight in Colombia, retailers have too much inventory, the biggest summer turn offs, the first double amputee to sail solo around the world, a crossing guard that is retiring after 57 years, and more!