Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things/experiences Elon Musk will NEVER know the joy of, eye drops that can temporarily correct farsightedness, controversy over TIME “Person of the Year,” Christmas carols from hell, a Turkish man that makes a living as a human punching bag, man stole $23K using ex’s phone through facial recognition while she slept, a car thief busted when they parked a stolen car in a space reserved for police, car rental customers were arrested, jailed & held at gunpoint after false theft reports, a guy that attempted to steal a jet so he could visit Area51 to see aliens, a giant 7 foot tall bee hive found inside a bathroom wall, how long the average American can go without electricity, and more!