Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that had a strange interaction on a recent cruise, new James Bond movie premiere pushed back to November due to Coronavirus, William Shatner in a dispute over semen, an elderly driver caught knitting behind the wheel, a guy that brought a llama as his date to his sister’s wedding, a woman that got her hair stuck in a ticket counting machine at Chuck-E-Cheese, hairstylists in Asia now offering a long distance haircut, Coronavirus themed porn now being produced, a dude used a fishing pole to steal a Versace necklace off a mannequin, a man that has been volunteering at his local 7-Eleven for 30 years, and more!