*Time stamps are approximate*

0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

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6:16 AM 0:00 Waking up early being unnatural

6:18 AM 0:02 EMAIL: Their family also brings their own maple syrup out

6:22 AM 0:06 EMAIL: Responded to Craigslist ad for guy who wants his hair washed and blowdried

6:31 AM 0:15 EMAIL: Ad from woman selling shower head 

6:41 AM 0:25 Crispy pasta salad food trend

6:49 AM 0:33   NEWS

6:49 AM 0:33 Guy traveled across the country to flash women

6:51 AM 0:35 Heat wave may set records out west

6:54 AM 0:38 Women escape from attempted car jacking

6:56 AM 0:40 Safety net stopped a car from going the wrong way on a freeway

7:00 AM 0:44 Guy spotted in the middle of stealing gas

7:03 AM 0:47 Amazon expanding into rapid delivery options

7:06 AM 0:50 America has more spas and gyms than stores for the first time ever

7:08 AM 0:52 Seal goes viral for his love of rubber duckies

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7:25 AM 0:59   CELEBRITY DIRT

7:25 AM 0:59 Prison inmate phished NBA and NFL players posing as a porn star

7:29 AM 1:03 Vote to expand NBA

7:37 AM 1:11 First round of March Madness starts

7:43 AM 1:17 Baywatch star arrested after rescuing beagles from dog breeding facility

7:46 AM 1:20 Afroman’s trial verdict

7:49 AM 1:23 Ratings from the Oscar’s

7:51 AM 1:25 Woman found the Oscar’s red carpet in the trash

7:54 AM 1:28 A.I. will have Val Kilmer appear in a movie a year after his death

7:56 AM 1:30 Dune or 3 and Avengers Doomsday hitting theaters at the same time

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8:13 AM 1:38 Needing reminders on your phone

8:15 AM 1:40   PERVERT OF THE DAY

8:15 AM 1:40 Guy caught maintenance man on camera peeing into his sink

8:29 AM 1:54 Woman said a maintenance guy appeared over her while she was in changing room

8:34 AM 1:59 A couple of guys fired guns after getting kicked out of a strip club

8:41 AM 2:06 Guy lead police on chase after cops smelled weed in his car

8:44 AM 2:09 Police chased down suspect on paddle boards

8:46 AM 2:11 Guy entered a hippo enclosure

8:49 AM 2:14 Model as earned more money in first 2 months on adult platform than a year as a CEO

8:56 AM 2:21   TIMES OF INDIA

8:56 AM 2:21 Farmers dressing up as bears to protect crops from monkeys

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9:10 AM 2:27 Teacher busted doing cocaine in classroom

9:14 AM 2:31 Teacher caught running hooker parties out of his house

9:19 AM 2:36 Car crashed into a family’s house

9:22 AM 2:39 GrubHub’s drone food delivery program

9:25 AM 2:42 Robot buser started breaking dishes

9:28 AM 2:45 Data centers are being protected by robot dogs

9:31 AM 2:48 Peacock roaming a neighborhood

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9:47 AM 2:55   NEWS

9:47 AM 2:55   DARK SIDED

9:47 AM 2:55 Person died after ski lift gondola crashed to the ground

9:52 AM 3:00 Hospital files lawsuit against patient who refuses to leave

9:55 AM 3:03 Flight prices are increasing

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10:08 AM 3:08 Hair dresser accused of pulling gun on customer

10:09 AM 3:09 Woman saved a dog with CPR

10:13 AM 3:13 Eating like a baby to lose weight

10:16 AM 3:16 Roadside mannequin display

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10:30 AM 3:22   IDIOT CRIMINAL

10:30 AM 3:22 Resident in villages in thong sitting in suspicious vehicle

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