Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy cucumber sucking competition taking place, Cameron Diaz is coming out of retirement, the first man ever diagnosed with whistling scrotum, a woman making $10K a month selling toenail clippings, a house fire started by the homeowners overheating vibrator, What was your most mortifying moment?, Ask D&CtF: listeners need advice about why he ONLY attracts gay guys, is a female listener working for a pervert?, a Florida man being chased by cops crashed into a tree then tried to swim away, a guy that tried to steal 11 cases of beer and flee on a bus, a real estate scam listing million dollar homes for thousands, a suspicious drone dropping candy near kids, a guy busted smuggling $1 million worth of cocaine in his wheelchair, and more!