Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about starting the day with a small win or loss, the most Google searched people of the year, Slash wrote his latest song from the perspective of his dog, Idiot criminals cause $20K in damage breaking into jewelry store to steal fake jewelry, a woman that claims she found a severed penis in her soup, a dude that threatened to blow up a urology clinic, a man that was almost eaten alive by a family of otters, the worst “car-gument” you’ve been involved in, police recovered 41 stolen packages from a porch pirate during a traffic stop, a guy wrote his name in on an election ballot as a joke & won, camels disqualified from a beauty contest because of Botox use, and more!