*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck “The Freak”

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0:01 A former Marine who stays in shape by doing tiger moves

0:08 Turkish politician is going viral for his incredible mustache

0:15 EMAIL: Buddy is open about getting pegged, he always seems to smell like ass

0:21 New bacon flavor from Oscar Meyer

0:27   NEWS

0:27   SUCKS TO BE OLD

0:27 Older woman almost choked to death, police officers saved her

0:35 Massive wildfire moving across SE USA

0:38 Lyft driver held at gunpoint

0:42 Video catches a bear charging a hiker

0:44 Woman recovering after a bear attack

0:49 Another jewelry store smash and grab

0:54 A restaurant regular donated a kidney to the manager 

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1:01   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:03 NFL draft

1:10 Bakery made a Saber bread for Buffalo’s playoff run, looks like a dong

1:14 Josh Allen’s surgery

1:18 Judge dismisses Diddy’s libel lawsuit

1:19 Black Lively believes the Justin Baldoni smear campaign has cost her $300M

1:22 Pete Davidson got his daughter’s name tattooed

1:23 Did the kids of certain celebs deserve their success?

1:29 More critics are tearing new Michael Jackson movie apart

1:30 People are changing streaming habits due to rising costs

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1:39   FLORIDA’S EFFED UP

1:39 Nude man steals car, steals from a gas station

1:47 Emmy winning journalist arrested for hiding work cameras in TV station dressing rooms

1:56 Meetup went wrong when suspects were men dressed as women (What’s your “hooker gone wrong story?”)

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2:25 Ken went and get a hetero twink wash

2:32 Gas station worker put out fire after woman hit a pump

2:36 Women assaulted passed out man at his 30th birthday party

2:41 Teacher facing assault charges after studen disrespected him

2:43 Finger tip and piece of glove found in orange juice

2:46 Bill to ban bikinis

2:47 Cinderella rule establishes a cutoff time for sexual activity to start

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2:55   NEWS

2:55   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:55 Home owner arrested for not demolishing guest house like neighbors wanted him to

3:01 Another airplane experienced engine failure

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3:06 Hikers became trapped on cliff by high tide

3:08 Surfer survives attack by a box jellyfish

3:12 Paraglider rescued after getting stuck in a tree

3:13 Family designed an A.I. of a deceased man so his elderly mother doesn’t have to know that he is dead

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3:18   TIMES OF INDIA

3:18 Temple mandates that all visitors consume an interesting mixture

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