Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a kid that was suspended for school for turning in a knife to a teacher, anxiety about getting a prostate exam, a Canadian mint employee that smuggled over 200k worth of gold in his butt, cuddling with kittens could kill you, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt getting divorced, a 61 year old woman that stabbed her roommate when he refused to have sex with her, and more!