Dave and Chuck talk about a woman accused of stealing sausage and selling it at her local gas stations, a man suffering from constipation for 10 years had an 11lb. Log of poop stuck in his colon, a dude that witnessed a unicorn with a knife chasing a man in a cemetery, the effects of smoking weed and sperm counts, a woman who claims her husbands kinky sex gave her PTSD, WBTNOL: is a phone sex operator, and more!