Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the happiest and saddest states in the country, a woman that as hit in the face by a catfish that fell from the sky, a chick arrested for taking a french fry from a police officer’s plate, a cop busted shoplifting while in uniform, protesters interrupt Ryan Lochte on “Dancing with the Stars,” an elderly man beat up by two topless models he didn’t tip in Times Square, and more!